Friday, September 14, 2007

A first post is born

It's so strange, the titles that kept going through my mind for this blog. I just couldn't think of anything good. I kept thinking, "This blog is your blog, this blog is my blog," and "Blog, Blog, Bloggity Blog" (as in "Spam, spam, spammity spam"), and "Bloggin' in the USA," and "To Blog or not to Blog? That is the question." I am just not meant to put titles on things. It is not my calling. At least I didn't call it "This little blog of mine, I'm gonna let it shine" or "Inna Gadda Da Blogga, Baby." I'm telling you, my brain could come up with nothing, just nothing.

So, I have created another blog. The reason is mostly mundane. When I started teaching again this semester, I realized that my students were going to google me. I don't say that in order to be insanely self-important: I am sure they have many more important and fascinating things to do. It's just, well, it's only natural to google your professors these days. But picturing my students reading my blog put me in a state of complete, paralyzed silence. So I've done everything I can, in my technologically unsavvy way, to have nothing on this blog that will lead to me if someone googles me. I hope I succeeded. I would like to feel somewhat less inhibited about things. I couldn't think of a very good username so I called myself "Lola" after a song my friend Jenny and I wrote when we were girls together... a very, very amazing song, if I do say so myself. I don't know if our musical virtuosity ever reached a greater height, so I settled on that name as the pinnacle of our artistic achievement.

So what can I say for myself today? Well, today I was so tired that I repeatedly said the seventh coordinating conjunction was "since," and my students repeatedly corrected me, howling, "So! So! Not since!" I guess I should be proud of them. Also, a gas station attendant hit on me. I could hardly believe it. It was an unreal situation. I was feeling completely exhausted and unattractive and just wanting to get home. He leaned in my window and told me I had a beautiful complexion, which is certainly not true, especially since the pregnancy. Then he said if I wore more makeup (as it is, I don't wear ANY), he thought I could get close to the point of looking like a model. It went on and on, far too long. I had to ask him several times to run my card through the machine so I could proceed with my business. I thought he was never going to let me get away. I can't believe this sort of thing would happen to me at this point in my life. It was honestly unflattering and just tiresome and dumb, and almost made me want to cry because I was so eager to get home and he was getting in my way and bugging me and bugging me.

Well, I must go for now.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Welcome Lola! Should we all have secret identities--but that would be hard for you to know who is responding.


Anyway, I can't keep a secret...
Melissa

Anonymous said...

Lola! Love your new blog.

Linda

Anonymous said...

Lola! I'm thrilled! A brilliant reminder of past achievements!

If only I could collaborate with you on artistic endeavors again, maybe my brain would not feel so sluggish and old ...

Mita said...

Whenever I hear the name Lola, I think of "Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl ..." And I picture some weird combination of Barry Manilow and Liza Minnelli singing it. Why? Because ONE of them sang it on an episode of The Muppet Show when I was little and I can't remember which one. Clearly it was Barry ... but my brain refuses to believe that it couldn't have been Liza.

Oh and my mind also remembers part of the lyrics as going: "it [her dress, that is] went from there to there/She had no underwear."

Ummmm ... that and my revision of the What a Feeling lyrics suggest that something was very, very wrong with my childhood brain. Because I NEVER think dirty thoughts now. Never.

Anonymous said...

Greetings, Lola. All I can think of is the Kinks song that Weird Al parodied.

Lola said...

Yeah, I don't know if "Lola" was the best choice of names. It has this private meaning for me that only one other person will get, and the rest of the world will think of Barry Manilow, or Weird Al. Or Lolita, it occurs to me now. Hmmmmm. Oh well. I am way too technologically unsavvy to change it now!

Anonymous said...

Dude, you were in the Kinks? That's so cool.

firetruck

Lola said...

Oh, right... forgot that one. CWAP. Well, at least I love the Kinks... and Lola is a pretty sympathetic character in that song, if I remember correctly. (The beloved transvestite paramour of Ray Davies?? Oh, but he rejects her, doesn't it? Cwap again.)

Anonymous said...

Hi Lola,
You do have beautiful skin! THE AMD

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